If Giraffes Were Real

By Uncle Andrew
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There’s no such thing as a horse with a horn, but there is such a thing as a leopard horse with a ten-foot long neck? Absurd, right?

If Giraffes Were Real takes that absurdity and runs with it as a satirical work meant to amuse children and parents alike.

About the Author

Uncle Andrew, if you know him, either is your uncle, or isn't. If you address him as “My dear, Uncle,” in person or in a letter, he will more often than not be confused, especially if he is not your uncle—as is the case of the majority of the human race, and indeed the majority of all species on this earth. He is brother to two other uncles, as well as one or two aunts. He resides closer to his own uncle than to any of his uncle’s other nephews, but not closer to his uncle’s uncle than they.

Published: 2005
Page Count: 32