God's Repair Manual

By David Lee Turner
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David Lee Turner.

Fourteen letters in that name. Count em. Thats the first 14.

Second 14
Numerically, with A being 1 and Z being 26, DAVID equals 31, LEE equals 22, and TURNER equals 94, for a total of 167. And 1 + 6 + 7 equals 14.

Third 14
In the ancient Hebrew language, there were no vowels, thus DVD was how DAVID was spelled. With D being the fourth letter and V being the sixth letter of that alphabet, DVD totaled 14.

About the Author

It was said that King David was the natural heir to the throne because his number, 14, was double the holy number of 7. Seven was holy due to the story of creation, which alleged that God rested on the seventh day. If 14 made King David the natural heir to the throne, then what would three repetitions of that number signify?

Since the only throne the author sits upon is a stainless-steel prison commode filled with water, then his name is obviously no portent of royalty; however, if the pen is, indeed, mightier than the sword, then the words contained within this book have the power to deprogram terrorists and bring down kingdoms.

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Published: 2012
Page Count: 138