The Witches Weeping Cookbook: For Unhappy Housewives

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The Witches Weeping Cookbook: For Unhappy Housewives
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The Witches Weeping Cookbook: For Unhappy Housewives
by Rhythmer Witch

How I Cook

I cook when Im mad

I think when I cook,

And you wouldnt believe the recipes

Ive got written in my book.

Why Ive got buttermilk soup

And sour cream pie,

Even made some Voodoo cookies

With a recipe for a gingerbread guy.

Yep, for good old comfort food

Theres a lot to be said,

Especially when someone

Has filled your heart with dread.

Sometimes I dance around the table

And with sage I smudge the air,

Then make a bunch of fatting sweets

When life to MEs unfair.

So the next time you bake yourself

A loaf of homemade bread,

While punching down the dough

Try thinking of their heads.

Yes, when youre filled with sorrow

And your eyes begin to cry,

Its time to take off to the kitchen

And make a cocoa hope pie.

Yes, theres power in the kitchen

When you cook with magic herbs,

And Ive got a lot of recipes

That few have ever heard.

-Rhythmer Witch

(2016, Hardcover, 596 pages)